Dear Drive Thru ATM,
I'm a little concerned to see braille all over you. Personally, I don't think blind people should be driving.
Sincerely, A more alert driver.
Dear Firefox,
Oops, you missed one!
Sincerely, Pop up.
Dear dinosaurs,
I'm sorry I crashed your party.
Sincerely, Meteor.
Dear Tourists,
THEY'RE JUST BUILDINGS!
Sincerely, a teenager in Manhattan with somewhere to be.
Dear Charlie,
We're on a bridge, Charlie!
Sincerely, the Purple Unicorn.
Dear Alarm Clock,
I hate you.
Sincerely, I'm awake now.
Dear Donald Trump,
No, you're fired.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris.
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God.
Dear Smalls,
You're killin' me.
Sincerely, Ham.
Dear Dementors,
Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date.
Sincerely, Cece.
Dear Forever 21,
Size 12 isn't plus size.
Sincerely, Not a Skinny Bitch.
Dear MC Hammer,
I touched it.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Big Bird,
In case you didn't notice, I'm a guy. In case you did notice, I don't swing that way. Sure Sylvester and I fooled around when we were kids, but everyone experiments in college.
Sincerely, Tweety.
Dear BP,
I want to be absorbant and yellow and pourous again.
Sincerely, Spongebob.
Dear jerk who thinks he's cool,
Home Depot called, they want their tool back.
Sincerely, (that's you...).
